Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
Very fun 1oving tacti1e 1ass, confident in my own skin with a very naughty sense of humour, who 1oves a bit of banter whi1st knowing where to draw the 1ine.
1ooking for a simu1ar guy who does'nt mind having the mickey taken out of him but who can dish it back with the best. of them .
im not just after a quick hows your father, getting to know someone...
Married but with a very unattentive hubby. Looking for some fun times flirting and sending sexy pics. I'm quite a horny little thing and get turned on really easily. Not got a problem with meeting but want to get to know you a bit first. Discretion is key. Afternoons and early evenings best. One important thing that I'm going to tell you now is that I have a disability so...
I am a 51yr old bubbly blonde.. I like 2 have a good time and enjoy my life. im happy go lucky and very honest and down 2 earth.. don't play game. cant c the point. I am a mrs robinson, I have a think for the younger guy! but doesn't mean im not interested in older as well!! so if u like my profile, then please cum and say...
Dont bother contacting me if your not from reading, local meets only... I dont care if you can drive etc... Local or nothing
READ BEFORE MESSAGING ME.!!......
NOT INTERESTED IN PEOPLE FROM THE SITE FUCK BUDDY...MARITAL AFFAIR MEMBERS ONLY!
And don't send messages which read "would be great to see more of you before we start chatting". I ignore those!!!!!!...
Ok. Like i said i am MARRIED, so i'm not looking for a random shag!!!...But thanks for all the offers guys and gals. Oh not forgetting the couples!!!. I am looking for a...
Ok, im a keen runner and i like to take care of myself. Since turning 40 ive found my inner minx. Looking for some fun and to release the minx
READ BEFORE MESSAGING ME.!!......
NOT INTERESTED IN PEOPLE FROM THE SITE FUCK BUDDY...MARITAL AFFAIR MEMBERS ONLY!
And don't send messages which read "would be great to see more of you before we start chatting". I ignore those!!!!!!...
Ok. Like i said i am MARRIED, so i'm not looking for a random shag!!!...But thanks for all the offers guys and gals. Oh not forgetting the couples!!!. I am looking for a...
I am a professional woman with a frantically hectic work schedule. So my availability for in person fun is limited. Online fun is an outlet for me. If this does something for you too, then be in touch. Online fantasy can be so hot and wild and with me hardly anything is too wild to fantasize about. Always wanted to have a slut who will service you and the entire...
Hi, well I'm not sure if this is the right site for me - I'm certainly not looking for casual sex, more a casual relationship. It's not all about sex for me, though that is one aspect, but I'd like a friend to chat to and laugh with - nothing too serious. A little about me - I'm short and a larger lady at a size 16, mid length brown...
Hi thanks for stopping by :) Guess i better say a couple of things to see if we have anything in common! Firstly im looking for a FWB who i see on a regular basis looking for quality not quantity though i think everyone says that! Must be kind hearted and down to earth with their glass half full like myself. Looking for late thirties/forties not Mrs Robinson yet! lol....
I enjoy going out with friends and generally having fun I am a laid back person and just enjoy life ;)
I'm a sexy BBW, 5'7" and 20st (280lbs). I'm married, and I'm looking to try lots of new things. My husband loves to watch while I talk dirty to guys via twitter, phone, Skype/facetime. We LOVE BBC/cuckold porn and fantasize about BBCs a LOT but we haven't gone as far as doing anything about it... yet. Same goes for dogging - LOVE the idea, still a bit nervous and yet...
New friend sought Only seeking one quallity man only.I am very single but cannot accommodate, I do drive,am articulate,intelligent,fun,warm and caring... let's make this a summer to remember..... Seek seduction not smut Slow,sensual kisses,not snogs lol! Had an annus horribilis last year caring for my elderley Father so seeking a new friend to rebuild my confidence and social life,not felt sexy in a looooooong time!
I'm looking for someone to have daytime fun with on a regular basics must be local and able to meet when needed
Divorced 42 year old looking to add some fun to life. I do have children so finding 'me' time is not always easy so I like to make sure it's worthwhile when I do
Hi and thanks for reading this :)
I'm a friendly, outgoing petrol head, who is into superbikes, road racing sport and martial arts. I exercise daily (sometimes I have to force myself!), and I adore music with all of my heart ... :D
I am a sexual submissive, so I'm looking for a self assured man to be masterful and take control. That's not to imply I'm a passive bystander...
Well...I am quite a passionate person...love sex..lol..dont we all...I do wear my heart on my sleeve...I am happy go lucky..I enjoy a laugh...a good sense of humour, is a must...!
No one night stands or casual sex. Equally no serious relationships. Any questions just ask. By the way I am on a cougar site which means I am looking for younger men - not men my age or older! Oh and by the way if you are married or in a long term relationship, don't mail as it will be a waste of your time and of course mine!
I am single and I am looking for a couple to have some fun with, I like dressing up in the bedroom. I like playing with toys in the bedroom and love oral sex in fact I love sex. I am also happy to have fun with a single male or just a female. I would be open to other options as well so please ask. I have lots of...